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Remember the first time you ate at a classy restaurant? It was probably too dark inside, the prices were the size of a tiny country’s gross national product, and the meal probably had more courses than a golf resort. You may also have isolated recollections of appetizers with tentacles, strange-looking forks, and food names containing no vowels. The truth is there was really no need for the song and dance and waiters named Balthazar. You would have been perfectly satisfied with just the main course.
Porn can be very much the same way at times. Lavish sets, garish costumes, bizarre sex acts and toys that resemble medieval torture devices are just too much. Well, thank goodness for series like Blow Me Sandwich. Released by Zero Tolerance, BMS 13 is the latest in a long line of well-received films that give guys exactly what they want most. Zero Tolerance’s rationale goes something like this: guys really, really like watching blowjobs and lesbians, so let’s make an entire movie of just blowjobs and lesbians. It’s ingenious. But wait! There’s more. That devious little word “sandwich” in the title should get you totally stoked, as the cocks in this film all get bookended by pretty, wet mouths. You read that correctly. Each of the seven scenes sports not just one mind melting hottie on a sight tasting tour of downtown, but two.
There is a nice mix of women here: blondes, brunettes, shaved pussies, furry muffs, supplemented big tits, and all-natural A-cups. They eagerly explore one another’s naughty parts before teaming up to pull, jerk, wrench, yank, rub, stroke and blow big dicks to orgasm. If that weren’t enough, these girls all like to share, snowballing cum so that neither will go away empty mouthed.
The must sees:
Lisa Ann. This beautiful woman commands you and your cock to be at full attention when she does her thing. Watching her trade spit with Julia Ann while doing a mouth over on a beef frank is heavenly. The only drawback is you don’t get to see enough of her ridiculously toned legs and ass.
Raquel DeVine and Shayla Laveaux. You get the feeling that not even Lava soap or other industrial cleaner could sanitize the mouths of these stream-of-consciousness dirty talkers. They might even give Ginger Lynn a run for her money. Yet in the midst of it all they have enough brain RAM left to run a deep-throating contest between them.
Payton Leigh and Kelly Leigh. These two are so in love with sperm that when the cock rig spews its geyser, they rub it onto each other’s faces like a child with a brand new set of finger-paints.
Naomi Cruz and Chayse Evans. Their scene is great for two reasons. First, Naomi stands out for her full muff, which is a nice contrast to the other girls in the film. Second, also adding a bit of contrast, Chayse creatively uses her ass crack to stroke off this dude.
All in all, it’s hard to argue with a film that gives you only lesbians and blowjobs, because that’s what guys really want to watch. Some might suggest that without a bit of the stuff you don’t like so much peppered in for good measure, the good stuff might not seem quite so good. Stick a strange-looking fork into them. They’re done.