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Everyone loves a good freak show. Whether we like it or not, there is something in our make-up that inspires a sense of fascination with the abominable. For example, complete the following sentence:
I read articles about singer Amy Winehouse to see if
a) her new album has dropped.
b) the latest charge of heroin possession against her has been dropped.
Chances are you chose “b”. But, don’t feel too guilty. The fact is you couldn’t help yourself. P.T. Barnum knew it then; the National Enquirer knows it now. They and others made very large fortunes off that little quirk in human nature.
Porn is no different. While it’s always awesome to see a talented, hot chick with huge tits getting fucked every which way, some astute filmmakers instinctively know there is a must-see component to the one-armed, hirsute midget with inverted nipples rotating slowly on a cock spit. That said, don’t be afraid to follow your natural impulses and take a peek at Insane Cock Brothas 7.
Released by Pink Visual, ICB 7 doesn’t have hirsute midgets or anything like that, but it is a P.T. Barnum special of freakish penile proportions. The film, like the other volumes in the series, features two wisecracking studs who use classified ads as a search engine for young, white girls looking for big, black cock. What these girls don’t realize is that these aren’t just any big, black cocks; these are tape measure beasts topping out at 18 inches, attached to two guys whose moniker suggests they are quite possibly certifiable. The looks of horror/surprise/panic/excitement on the faces of the girls as these fraternal freaks drop their danglies is, of course, one of the running gags in the film. Watching these girls’ mouths and throats negotiate penis heads roughly the size of combat helmets is the other.
Smoking hot Kelly Wells is the first respondent. She strips off her duds and begins to play with herself on a conveniently located couch. After passing some subjective hotness test doled out by the camera guy, a young, naked Kelly is ready for her swarthy, equine-sized reward. In a flash she is on her knees swirling her tongue around a mushroom-headed meat tube. Next she throws her legs over her head, hoping to charm the herpetological wonder with her moist pussy. Getting his unspooled fire hose under control, she then defies both science and logic simultaneously, letting it slither as far as possible into her ass. Heeding sound medical advice, she elevates her undoubtedly injured posterior above her heart, flips over and takes the monstrosity doggie style. A missionary romp on the armrest follows before Kelly returns to her haunches to take a warm blast of creamy white venom into her mouth.
In other highlights, petite blonde Alexa Lynn tries to take a brother one on one. Kylie Richards then kicks off three straight double-team efforts with the two pranksters decked out in assorted wrestling masks. First, Kylie shows off her swimmer’s physique and her championship form in the 45-meter cock stroke. Ricki White counters by getting fucked from behind, causing her to cum hard in the process. Finally, Veronica Jett is induced into hysterics as her swollen clit gets tickled by a giant joy knob.
Through all the madness, the question you will inevitably ask yourself is, “Are those things real?” Science and some highly suspect seams would tell you no, but it has always been the job of science to antagonize religion. Don’t let science spoil your craving for this unorthodox brand of extreme cock worship.
A better question to ask yourself is, “Why am I watching two masked lunatics running around in quasi-erect, giant dildos, purporting to be hung like Sasquatch when I could be watching Tera Patrick or Jenna Jameson or some other gorgeous starlet instead?” The truth is you can’t help yourself.
Everyone loves a good freak show.