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Secretary’s Day occurs on Wednesday of the last full week of April, so be sure to circle it on your calendar. You don’t want to forget about the administrative lovelies who set up your meetings, file your files, provide you with a little extra-curricular nookie, and then lie on your behalf when your wife or girlfriend calls the office to find out why you are working late for the umpteenth night in a row. But, with so many special interest groups demanding “days” of their own anymore, forgetting a gift card and bouquet has become more and more commonplace, especially when you’re suffering from a National Pie Day or World Clown Week hangover.
Directed by Kevin Moore and released by Smash Pictures, Secretary’s Day 3 is a montage of office professionals who have apparently reached the brink. They have been shunned, spurned, and talked down to one too many times and are now taking matters into their own hands and mouths.
Super girl Sasha Grey is a mild-mannered realtor by day and a raging succubus by night. Her secret porn identity is known only to her – until Prince Yahshua strolls in looking to buy a home. He recognizes her and threatens to blow her cover. But Sasha preemptively crushes the rumor mill, offering to blow his huge, black cock in return for not divulging her other job to anyone. If you’re at all familiar with Sasha, you know she is a whore’s whore, never afraid to get her hands or any other orifice a little dirty when there is play to be done. The same applies here. She looks great kneeling on the desk mouth-fucking Yahshua’s prick, but looks just as tasty getting black-maled for a second time in missionary position. For those of you accustomed to Sasha’s furry muff, you may find her freshly trimmed pussy a bit of a shock to the system. After some doggie and RCG, Sasha does what she does best: getting on her knees and coaxing a huge load out of his cock and into her mouth.
Redhead hottie Nikki Rhodes gets into a little pickle when she decides to interview a potential new hire against her boss’s wishes. Masquerading as the head honchette, Nikki’s sexy tongue eagerly reviews his qualifications. She strokes his ego with a few well-placed compliments but would much rather stroke his swelled up cock. She looks delightful propped up on her desk, ass high in the air and glasses slinking down the bridge of her nose with a mouthful of dick. Some missionary provides a great shot of Nikki’s shapely tits and bright red pubes, a nice touch for anyone into a more natural look. And for fetishists out there, Nikki takes a shot of cum all over her face and glasses during a nicely done climax.
Despite the solid start to this film, nothing can match the intensity of fly-busting femmes Celeste Star and Georgia Jones. Star is a rising one and in five years has become a preferred sight to behold in girl/girl scenes for reasons you will soon understand. Her predicament is more debilitating than the others, in that she has an apprentice, Georgia, who is supposed to alleviate a lot of the work-related stress. However, due to constant clerical errors, Celeste has to redo much of the work, multiplying her problems. The ultimatum is delivered as Celeste tells Georgia she either eats her pussy or she is fired. It’s not what she says, but how she says it. Star’s whiskey-soaked, nicotine-coated voice can cause flash erections in milliseconds. What’s hotter is that the two don’t just prod and poke at each other. They are slow and gentle and methodical, obviously very into each other, which makes the scene all the more enjoyable. Rarely do you ever hear a star say “Don’t touch me” while fucking, but Celeste’s clit is so sensitive and she cums so many times that she has to temporarily move herself from the heat like a pot of water about to boil over. Tongues and dildos come into play, but the shots of the girls eating each other out from behind and licking each other’s asses propel this film to new heights. Words can’t do this scene justice. Just watch it. You won’t be disappointed.
Mackenzee Pierce stars as a weekend warrior who engages the repairman while he fixes the copier. It seems that in her boredom, she jammed it up with photocopies of her massive tits. And Sarah Vendella makes an appearance, getting busted sitting in her bosses chair and smoking his cigars when he returns from a business trip.
When all is said and everybody is done, there are lots of pretty women and some pretty good fucking in this film, not to mention secretary fantasies rank right up there in most people’s books. If you watch nothing else this week, check out Celeste Star and Georgia Jones in their scene. And please remember to buy some flowers or other gift for that professional at your office. After all, Blame Someone Else Day doesn’t happen until April 13.