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Context is an important part of dialog, because it helps to clarify meaning. For instance, let’s say you were blindfolded, stripped naked and forced to attend a symposium of some sort. While listening to the keynote address, you hear the speaker say, “Porn has ruined all of our lives. From this day forward, you should not look at porn, download porn, or use a computer because the temptation to view porn may be too great. Giving up porn entirely is the only way to make your lives complete once again.”
A couple thoughts might cross your mind at this juncture. First, “why did I have to be blindfolded and naked in this example?” That was to get your attention. The second thought you might have is: “That commie pinko redneck is telling me to avoid porn? If that jackass ever gets off his soap box, I’m going to wring his filthy goddam neck with the sleeves of my shirt that I just found because I’m taking over this anecdote now, you bastard!” It’s a little unreasonable, but nonetheless valid. Now, what if you found out you were at a Pornaholics Anonymous meeting? You would probably react much differently because the context has been altered.
Porn compilations are very much the same. Studios periodically crank out releases that are full of bites and snippets geared toward a particular genre. These releases comprise a “greatest hits” or “best of” collection, whether it’s hot asses, squirters, shavers, catfighters or something else. Quite often, these compilations will have more than the standard five scenes, going upwards of 15, 20, sometimes even more depending on how much pussy they want to squeeze into it. What happens, though, is that the context of a scene gets lost. It doesn’t mean the action is any less hot, it just means that it’s not easy to decipher how it came to be that actor X is plugging actress Y in the vag with a salad shooter.
Released by Evil Angel and directed by the Prince of Dirtiness himself, Rocco Siffredi, Rocco’s Big Fucking Tits is a compilation of his nastiest, sleaziest material performed by some seriously top-loaded hotties. These are natural, fat-filled tits though, not the silicone kind that double as a chafing dish, and there is plenty of oral, deep-throating, spitting, slapping, dirty talking and anal sex to go around. Containing 13 scenes in all, it is, however, a contextual nightmare. The fucking is great, don’t get me wrong, but as you’ll see, you don’t often know what is going on or why there are random people on set that you haven’t seen before.
Siffredi’s work always falls on the degrading side of the porn spectrum. For the more chivalrous adult viewers, it may be difficult to watch some of the brutality. Yes, it is Evil Angel and yes it is consensual, but that doesn’t mean it’s any less violent or easy to stomach. The situation is similar to a slasher movie you’ve seen before. You already know the point at which the body count is going to rise, but it doesn’t make the gore any less disturbing. To those who enjoy complete male domination of women, however, the out of context action will surely add more oomph to the sexual dementia for which Siffredi is known.
There is way too much to cover scene-by-scene, but below are a few of the more memorable highlights.
The first scene is one of the most bizarre you may ever witness. As the action begins, two naked girls with giant pink dildos walk in through the delivery bay door of some blue-collar industrial company. They approach big-titted Nicole Taylor who is getting fresh with perhaps the delivery guy. When neither Nicole nor the guy will take photographs of the girls, they walk out of the factory in a huff. As Nicole and the guy get naked, an assorted group of factory employees, ranging in all ages and sexes, circle the wagons to get a peek. Dude thrusts his cock in between her giant tits, getting her nipples hard and both of them turned on even more. In moments, they are on a nearby table where he skips the pussy and goes immediately for the CG anal. Meanwhile, two old ladies, an old man, a younger black woman and some other young cutie, all apparent employees, begin to get turned on at the sight of it all and start feeling themselves up. The black woman, unable to control her horniness, pulls the guy’s cock out of Nicole’s ass and begins sucking it. Soon, one of the old, denture-wearing broads joins in, taking his dick into her mouth. It’s all too much for Nicole’s partner, who spurts his load all over. But it gets better. About 12 dozen more random male employees spontaneously show up and jack themselves to orgasm. About half blast their spooge onto Nicole’s tits and the other half onto the young girl mentioned before, each girl licking the remnants off the other’s tits. The whole thing is truly surreal and a must see.
A bit later in the film, Siffredi himself gets into a threesome with a skinny blonde and a larger woman he nicknames the “truck lady”. You’ll find Rocco has a thing about fucking women in the ass and this is no different, though he does give the truck lady an option of telling him what she really wants. When she can’t decide he does it for her, ramming away at her axle like nobody’s business. In an interesting twist, Rocco uncorks a bottle of champagne between her fleshy bubbles as he fucks her, before uncorking a cum spritzer of his own.
Further in, you’ll find a molto bene shot of Rita Faltoyano on her knees deep-throating Siffredi as he humps away at her mouth. Some young, beautiful blonde, meanwhile, busies herself licking Rocco’s ass and the back of his balls.
Shortly thereafter, you’ll get another strange aftertaste once you watch the beautiful Kelly Stafford in action. She has gorgeous, naturally big boobs and bald pussy, which she struts around on a Parisian balcony in full view of the city square. Apparently, it is Bastille Day or something because her beau strikes up his trom-boner as a marching band plays in the street below. As she sprawls out on the bed, he pokes her wide-open ass and receives a mini-footjob, before she sucks his cock to a huge orgasm. Kelly looks as good as ever as she lets the spurts of cum drip onto her willing tongue.
Finally, check out the massive chest and tanned body of Laura Lion and her blonde pal Leslie Taylor as they conquer four meaty cocks. Taylor gets TP’ed in this one, taking one in the ass, one in the snatch, and one in her mouth simultaneously. Thankfully, some creamy man glue adhesive holds her together. At the same time, Laura’s rear looks heavenly as her ass gets drilled from behind.
If you want grimy, dirty sex, exquisitely hot women and big tits, RBFT is just what the doctor ordered. Just be prepared to see cast members and situations that may be a bit unclear as they are taken out of context. “If you want my honest opinion though, I don’t know why you waste your time with smut. It’s time to turn off the computer, get out into the world and reclaim your life.” That’s probably what a recovering Pornaholic would say.