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Most of the best porn doesn’t take itself or anything else too seriously. It’s supposed to be an escape from the world as well as a way to get off, after all, and if it can make you laugh along the way, that’s even better. Well, you could never accuse anyone involved in Hustler’s chronicles of Sarah Palin of taking her part in the political circus of 2008 too seriously. The blockbuster “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin” was a headline-maker and a huge seller, so of course there’s a new movie featuring the maverick MILF of the north. As it turns out, the one who’s nailin’ Palin this time is also the one who won the election: “Obama Is Nailin’ Palin.” Those different name spellings aren’t typos – it seems Hustler decided it was safe to name her Sarah Palin for real, and not “Serra Paylin” as in the first film. Reprising her starring role is the gorgeous Lisa Ann, who’s almost as good at delivering funny lines as she is at delivering orgasms to her costars.
Palin pulls off to the side of the road to ruminate on the loss of the election. In a fantasy sequence, she’s a damsel in distress and Barack Obama (Guy DiSilva), as a knight in shining armor, comes to her aid. Their brief banter is laced with innuendo and references to real-world foibles (“pit bull in lipstick”), and delivered with good comic timing. Lisa Ann’s Palin is cheeky and you can almost see her winking at us in the audience, while DiSilva’s Obama has the same bone-dry wit as the genuine article. It’s a very funny way to start a scene, but of course that’s not at the expense of hot interracial action between the would-be veep and the new prez. Obama and Palin help each other strip out of their costumes. It turns out this Palin has fantastic tits with perky nipples, and Obama can’t help playing with them as she moves to go down on his very thick dick. She gives him an enthusiastic, lip-smacking blowjob that could have him cumming very soon, but Palin wants to get some too and after all, he’s here to comfort her. What better way to comfort a sad but still horny MILF than by eating her out? After some expert licking, Palin’s hungry for his cock again and sucks him off until neither one of them can wait a moment longer. Obama plunges his rod into that Alaskan beaver and Palin can’t keep her hands off her own tits (can you blame her?). But it gets much better for us when she mounts him in reverse cowgirl and gives us a great view of those bouncing boobies. After a long fuck punctuated by Palin’s erotic, hoarse moaning and panting, Obama paints her pretty face in sticky white goo and she clearly loves it. They ride off into the sunset together on his trusty steed, and you know this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Hopefully Michelle isn’t the jealous type.
Like Obama, DiSilva is multi-ethnic. He’s a couple of years older than Obama, but it’s easy to see the resemblance. Hustler did a great job in casting him. It’s not a full-length feature with a cohesive plot the way “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin” was, but it’s a nice 20-minute vignette, and really, if you ever wondered what it might be like if Obama and Palin were to hook up, then this is enough to satisfy that curiosity.
The rest of the scenes are culled from other Hustler releases starring some of the hottest girls, and the main thing they have in common with the Obama-Palin hookup is that they all feature interracial action. When your leading lady is Lisa Ann, you’d better have some truly fine and nasty babes to keep up the high standard throughout the flick, and this compilation doesn’t disappoint. Wearing little more than a PVC coat, lingerie, and heels, Jenna Haze pays a booty call visit to Sean Michaels. Lucky bastard Mandingo gets to plow that huge dick into two different fine sluts, the voluptuous Latina Olivia O’Lovely and veteran hottie Tiffany Mynx, in back-to-back scenes. The punkish platinum blonde Charlotte Stokely shows off her exquisite ass by the pool before Rico Strong comes along to lovingly massage oil into those cheeks and fuck her in a variety of positions. Closing out the film, Mr. Marcus goes with his friend to a skate park on a mission to meet hot “alt-rocker/emo chicks” and ends up in a hot suck-and-fuck session with cute, sexy Riley Mason. It’s a smorgasbord of black dick/white chick fucking that might lack a cohesive storyline, but everybody knows porn doesn’t need a plot. You’ll definitely get what you want from this nearly three-hour fuckfest.