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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
That advice works for just about everything…except pets. If years of watching "The Price is Right" has taught us anything, it's that our little furry friends should always be fixed and that nobody really has any idea how much soy sauce costs. But no matter how well something is humming along, you can expect gravity and/or friction to cause inevitable change to whatever it is. In this case, "whatever" refers to the once again excellent collection of MILFs that 27-year porn veteran Tom Byron has assembled for the newest volume of his widely acclaimed, AVN-nominated film franchise, Seasoned Players. Sure these dames are a bit older and, as a result, their limbs and such tend to hang a bit like they were weighted down by newly fallen snow. However, their friction addictions have propelled them into or, in some cases, back into the porn scene, older, wiser, more in tune to their sexual needs and a much better judge of actual retail prices.
But "Seasoned Players 10" also marks a change of a different kind: the addition of a male supporting cast. Until now, Byron himself monopolized the MILF pussy, acting as the sole leading man in each of the prior volumes. But, as is revealed at the beginning of the film, there was a demand to see some more variation, which led Byron to bring two of his buddies literally into the folds. Sean Michaels and Mr. Pete are called upon to help re-deflower these middle-aged mamas and while some of you would concede that it's the female talent that concerns you, there is no need to worry. Byron has assembled an exceptional group of very horny and very randy chicks, something that has remained standard from the inception of the series.
The funny thing is, Mr. Pete apparently gets detained in Vegas for attempting to carry an illegal object onto his flight and misses the shoot. Tom has to sub in for him in the scene with Payton Leigh, meaning that with the exception of the first scene with Michaels, the entire film is all Byron all the time anyway. The airport gaffe also seems to frazzle Tom enough to throw off the timing and the flow of the interview segments that typically precede each scene. Naturally, when you plan questions for two people and only one of them shows up, that can happen. He ad-libs everything fairly well to keep things rolling and as usual you do find out some pretty interesting tidbits about the stars. The fact is, however, you're here for the fucking and even that has a bit of change to it, as you will find some anal in this film unlike earlier installments, courtesy of Sean Michaels. Byron also distributes some very hefty cumshots in this one, proof that he may be drinking a lot more water these days.
Kelly Leigh and Sean Michaels start everything off, but aside from watching her sniff the head of his cock like it was stuffed with cinnamon and coffee beans, and the aforementioned anal, you'll most likely perk up even more when you lay eyes on the beautiful Maria Bellucci. This Hungarian honey is Hungary for dick and has no problem saying so – almost. She has a thick accent and some of Byron's questions are lost in translation. The good news is that her luscious body and tits read the same in any language and her willingness to show them off makes this lesson easy to understand. Byron starts by eating her pussy and running his tongue across her cute little asshole. It's your first good look at her incredible assets. As he attacks her crotch, her silky legs are straight up in the air like she has rigor mortis. Soon she is on her knees, taking his Polish sausage into her Hungarian mouth. Her beautifully round and symmetrical tits hang ever so perfectly as she works over his entire shaft. Next is a very stout POV shot of her blowing his cock. His vantage point is one of lying on his back on the bed. Byron also roughs up her pussy in doggie, CG (for more nice ass views) and then in RCG (for an excellent view of her sweet abs and tits) where you can watch her pussy slide up and down on his cock. In the end, she finds herself on her knees once again, where the weather calls for a 100% chance of cum showers. She remains ever so still as he unloads a torrent of cum sheets all over her face and hair.
The other big prize here is one Tabitha Stevens. Having started in porn around 1995, she took a seven-year hiatus to pursue other interests. A veteran of shows like "Howard Stern" and "Dr. 90210," she of the ass bleaching is back in porn and you'll be forever grateful for that decision. Byron eats her out from the back and then from the front, constantly putting his nose where it doesn't belong – in her asshole. She returns the pleasure, stroking his cock with two hands in a vigorous upward motion that looks as if she were removing the rubber band from the morning newspaper. As hot as she is, you get the feeling she is equal parts determination and plastic, but you won't care when you see her getting torn apart by Byron's cock silo. She belts out enough "yeahs" to sound like an a cappella rendition of U2's "Vertigo". Even better is how she slips her finger into her own asshole while he rifles her in doggie and CG. When she switches to CG, you'll also be enchanted with the teardrop of girl cum running down the inside of her thigh. There is also a great shot from right behind her as she bends over at the waist to suck his dick and a drinking fountain shot of cum right onto her face and into her hair.
Other scenes include thunder buns cutie Syren de Mer and Payton Leigh. Syren is a former swinger with 40 gangbangs under her belt and now a new set of implants under her chest. This is the first scene with her new boobs and they look great. They look even better in the 69 she does with Byron. Payton likes getting spanked and goes hog wild on his dick like a pig at a trough, almost choking on her own spit in the process. Byron also fucks her pussy like a sewing machine needle doing a cross-stitch on her vag before spritzing a load of cream on her noggin.
SP 10 is all you've come to expect from Lord Byron with a few modifications. Fans of Mature, Gonzo and MILF categories will love this film. It's just too bad the added changes didn't come off as smoothly as intended. The thing is there was nothing that really needed fixing to begin with.