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Fame is fleeting. One moment you're the biggest thing since sliced bread and the next thing you know your voice drops an octave, you grow facial hair and you get tossed to the curb like yesterday's garbage. Hey, it's tough being in Menudo.
Being crowned Buttwoman is very much the same. No, you don't have to worry about your voice or about facial hair, but you never know when your 15 minutes might be up. Ask Tianna, Tiffany Mynx, Belladonna or Brianna Love. Former titleholders all, they were stripped of their duties after very short and glorious stints as rump queen. It wasn't for violating any hard and fast rules, as it appears the only rule is to allow yourself to get violated hard and fast. Rather, it was merely time for someone else to reinvent and to rejuvenate the brand. And on it goes.
The latest in the growing line of bottom-heavy beauties to attain the title is the one and only Alexis Texas. There should be little doubt that her duplicitous derriere possesses all the necessary attributes of a butt goddess. Her wickedly curvaceous backside is its own highlight film. Yet, until her coronation, she had yet to perform anally on film, something that would seem to be a prerequisite for the prestigious title. She quickly remedied that with her performance in "Alexis Texas is Buttwoman", a film that features her first on-camera ass reaming. Now, she is reprising that role in "Buttwoman Returns", making her the first titleholder since Tianna to get a second…um, crack at a Buttwoman film that features only herself.
The knock on Alexis, if you must isolate one, often has been her tendency to overdo a role. While intensity is nice, too much intensity can come across as phony. That said, this film is full of solid fucking, solid money shots and LOADS of orgasms on the part of the women, especially Charley Chase who damn near steals this film in her lone appearance. Alexis is also very good in this one, exhibiting her versatility as a performer who can be completely wild in one scene and then offer up a restrained sort of sensuality in the next, as she does here with James Deen.
Alexis Texas, Ava Rose and Michael Stefano start things off with a butt sandwich. It's not like any of these three have to resort to food gimmicks to liven up their performances, as they are some of the best in the biz. But seeing Alexis sitting on the crown of Stefano's head while his face is buried up to his ears in Ava's ass is a terrific way to start. You don't get a side of fries with the meal, but you get the shake. And what a shake it is, all that rump meat moving briskly like standing water in a stiff wind. Ava especially has added some properly placed junk into her expanding trunk, perhaps thinking herself worthy of making a run at the next Buttwoman title. The girls' shivering ass morsels get Stefano so worked up he breaks into a spontaneous fuck session, pummeling Ava's ass doggie style. To complete the image, his leg twitches like an actual dog getting its belly rubbed. Alexis is in full directorial control, it seems, in this scene, calling out her sexual shots like she's the play-by-play announcer at a baseball game. If you're into dirty talk, you'll dig this scene, as Alexis almost never shuts up. But when you're the star, it's your prerogative. Thanks to Ava's expert tongue and mouth on Alexis's pussy, her words quickly turn to whimpers. After Alexis cums, she flips over to let Ava taste her asshole. It inspires Stefano to get on his knees and lick Ava's rear. Soon he is sliding his cock between her butt cheeks like they were misplaced breasts. Next, both women take turns throwing one leg over the railing of a nearby staircase to be eaten out and fucked, sometimes simultaneously. The hottest part of the scene occurs when Ava cums in this position while getting fucked from behind. Not only do you get a great shot of her pussy, but you literally see her cheeks (both sets) turn flush as she climaxes. She is nearly in tears from pleasure, especially when the three move back to the couch. It is there that Alexis jams her finger into Ava's ass as she gets drilled. Both girls do some riding and each cums again before Stefano finishes up with a large cumshot on Alexis's ass. It may not seem large, but that is one immense tract of ass mass, which creates a bit of an illusion.
There's no illusion about the best scene of the bunch. It is the threesome between Alexis, Charley Chase and Mr. Pete. This match-up has toys, anal fucking, seemingly endless orgasms, anal cumfarting and more. It begins with the bejeweling of Alexis's ass at the hands of Charley. The jewel is actually a chrome-plated butt plug whose base contains a ruby-colored gemstone, much like something that would come from a storefront gumball machine. It shimmers as it catches the light, though the contraband gets completely swallowed up by booty as Alexis stands upright. Alexis fingers her own clit as Charley violently agitates the object stuck in her ass. She couldn't be more pleased at the prospect of exploring Alexis's recently de-virginized ass. Alexis cums and Charley pulls out the beast. She replaces it with her tongue, making her cum a second time. There are so many orgasms in this scene that if you try to count them on your fingers, you'll run out of fingers. Charley certainly does, but not because she is counting. Instead, she is stuffing them up Alexis's asshole. As Alexis rides Mr. Pete's cock, Charley pries apart her rumble bum and tongues her, then inserts several different fingers one at a time like she was sizing up a ring. Charley then drops onto the cock herself, saddling up with her margarita glass shaped pubes and round tits. There must be something in the water-…based lube because Charley cums ridiculously hard. If she were a firecracker it would be more like an M-80 than a sparkler. Alexis licks up the residue as Charley circles around the back to lap at Alexis' asshole once again. As she reclines on the couch, Charley takes his dick in mish as Alexis bounces her bountiful booty on Charley's nose. Soon, Texas is primed and ready to take Mr. Pete's giant cock in her ass. The moment is put on hold for Charley once again, who cums any number of times when she takes from behind in doggie. The scene concludes with an anal cream pie as Mr. Pete pumps her ass full of cum. Charley stations herself under Alexis's worn-out ass as she tries to push it out onto Charley's waiting tongue.
Other action finds Alexis Texas, Cherokee and Mark Ashley in a threeway. It begins outside on a balcony overlooking the valley. Besides a lesson in lap dance inflation with a fistful of dollars and a bottle of champagne, you'll see Ashley go bobbing for assholes inside Cherokee's billowy behind among other highlights. You'll see James Deen and Alexis share a rather sensual encounter ending in multiple orgasms for Texas and an Amarillo-sized cum blast onto her ass from Deen. Finally, you'll see another threeway from Texas, Jayden James and resident man meat Johnny Sins. The girls play in the surf before returning home to have their turf pumped by Sins. James almost bludgeons herself with her own tits riding Sins' vein train and she lets Texas dirty talk her into a pretty hot orgasm. It all precedes Sins' scrotal build-up, which is so intense he is already spurting cum when he pulls out. Thankfully he has plenty of extra to fire onto Texas's ass crack.
"Buttwoman Returns" is a fine effort. Texas seems to be very much in her element here. Maybe doing anal on film finally put her more at ease. Maybe winning the title of Buttwoman has given her a newfound confidence. Whatever the case, her latest performance has extended her 15 minutes of fame to 30. May she enjoy every second of her reign, because she'll never know when the end may come. Just ask Menudo.