Wanna Fuck My Daughter Gotta Fuck Me First 6Favorites [+]
There is nothing more humorous than a lame threat. I mean, threats aren't generally funny per se because threats tend to present themselves only in contentious situations. But, anytime you see something akin to the decrepit old man with the hiked up pants shaking his fist and hurling insults at a young, finely coifed band of roving street toughs, it somehow manages to bring a smile to your face. Why? The old guy has no chance against these bad dudes. Here's a guy who is one day older than dirt, and whose glasses are thicker than a pizza crust, yet his toothless mouth is writing checks his diapered butt can't cash. It's purely comical – at least to the ruffians.
Now, if you were to take that scenario and map it over the top of the film being reviewed here, "Wanna Fuck My Daughter Gotta Fuck Me First 6," you would find much the same dynamic. The MILF moms in the series are very much like the old guy on the porch. No, it's not because of the age thing, but more because they are threatening the men in their lives with equally ridiculous propositions that all would be more than happy to accept. It goes kind of like this:
"Okay, honey, I was in a happy place because my daughter, who just happens to be 18 and… hmmm, now that I think about it, she is also scantily clad as if she were planning to seduce someone… nah, that can't be. So, anyway… what was I saying? Oh, right. She decided to surprise me by coming home from college. But, you, the opportunistic letch that you are, had to go all googley-eyed and play kissy face with her and now, despite the fact she is inexperienced in the art of sex, you want to fuck her. Oh, sure, being the Mars half of the relationship I suppose it makes total evolutionary and biological sense to you, and I suppose the fact that you are a step-father and not a blood relative means you are immune to indecency laws, not to mention she is younger, prettier, younger and prettier than me. But, it… hmmm, now that I think about it, maybe you were just using me to get to her… nah, that can't be. So, anyway… what was I saying? Oh, right. It makes me feel less desirable as a woman-slut to know that you like her better than me. Well, I'm not going to put up with playing second fiddle anymore. You listen to me and listen to me good: Tomorrow, I'm taking up oboe lessons! Oh, and one more thing: if you want to fuck my daughter you gotta fuck me first! What do you think of them apples!?"
That is a paraphrase of course, but what guy is going to turn that down? The answer is "nobody who isn't deaf." So, as you watch the scenes in WFMDGFMF 6 play out, try to see the humor in them. Not only does it make the film more enjoyable, but the comedic interjections will help to offset the serious level of sex going on here.
The first scene may be the best of the bunch. Tiffany Star is *drum roll* home from boarding school. Her mom, Meridian, has her boy toy, Jack Lawrence, over to meet the girl. The conversation flows and Jack feels comfortable enough to give her some dating advice: don't date anyone over 25. He says this knowing that a teenager's mind automatically forces the body to do the exact opposite of what it is told. Just like that, she wants Jack's cock. Heck, Tiffany and her mom have the same taste in cars, clothes and everything else, why not crotch mutton? Tiffany begins to rub the bulge in his pants and it's game on. Mom goes first, however, because the title says so. Suddenly, his pants come off and mom's mouth is on his gigantic cock. Tiffany watches intently, stroking her slit through the pink panties she wears beneath her yellow-frilled sun dress. The contrast resembles strawberry-banana Bubble Yum, "yum" being the operative word. Tiffany gives the dick a whirl, sucking and stroking it effectively enough to make you believe she hasn't studied a lick at college. As she sucks, her beautiful round tits nearly pop right out of their spaghetti straps. Mom slips aside her own g-string skivvies and takes his cock CG while his daughter suspends her pussy immediately above Jack's face. Gravity takes over, forcing her to lower her pelvic mass onto his mouth where his tongue goes to work on her slit. It would have been nice to get some tight shots of Tiffany's luscious twat getting pressure washed sooner, but that's what you get when you hire a non-union camera guy. Eventually the viewfinder swoops in for a better view of her delectably plump pussy lips. Mom shucks and jives atop his dick in RCG and mish, but it all comes to a halt as Tiffany strips out of her duds. Her sexy, pale body reflects a lot of the visible light spectrum, but it is totally fine. Jack bones her stand-up doggie style then drives her ass onto his cock shunt. A brilliant underside view of her smooth, round ass and tight asshole commences, followed by some mish. When Tiffany comes, her perfect bouncy tits move in rhythm with the thrusting. It's totally hot - so hot that If Jack, a seasoned porn vet, can't hold it in, what are your chances? And just like that, he spurts his creamy jizz onto her stubbly mound.
The third scene with Haylee Hart and Kelly Leigh is also a winner. Haylee cordons herself off in the living room to study for a test. She's lithe and good looking, but doesn't like boys. Mom, on the other hand, is a total skeezy whore and tries to corrupt her own daughter with wanton displays of affection between her and her beau. Haylee begs for her mom to quit bashing her about her love of school uniforms, reading and her desire to study. But, mom busts out the dude's cock and starts sucking it right in front of her. Despite the whimpers of despair from Haylee, mom puts her dead to rights. "If you didn't want to be here, you'd walk out of here," she quips. Busted. Haylee does want cock just as much as mom, so she learns on the fly. She strips off that uniform to reveal her pert little tits. If she lost the menacing tats up and down her forearms and the cursive script across her abdomen, you might actually believe she had never seen cock before. As Haylee gets her pussy licked, Leigh licks her man's ass. In all honesty, Leigh looks and acts like the prototypical soused up matriarch who parades around the grocery store in a wine stupor with traces of lipstick on her teeth. But she fucks like a whore and takes control of the dick riding in CG like a champ. Haylee then takes the cock in doggie, but mom reminds him that she wants the cum, and not to get it anywhere near her daughter. She eventually does take a load on her mouth and tits.
In another scene, Zoey Holloway and Hollie Monroe celebrate their reunion alongside Zoey's significant other. Hollie has just graduated, but mom spoils the mood by carping on the fact that she's had rotten luck in the boyfriend department. Zoey and guy friend start playing twenty questions to assess how much fooling around she has actually done. What they discover is that she needs an animal to plant his mineral in her pussy. In no time flat, the dress comes off, which is a good thing because it is ill-fitting and sports a poorly executed color gradient, and mom takes first dibs on the cock. Hollie is cute as she busies herself with her fingers, but the best view is of Zoey hiking up her form-fitting dress to reveal a wickedly toned ass. You also get a shot of her concave star getting licked as Hollie gets fucked. Both women cum several times, Zoey in the spoon position, and Hollie in doggie. Then, he spurts his gooey load onto Hollie's ass.
The film ends with Ashley Coda and Elli Taylor. Ashley is busted by mom Elli as she gets down in the bedroom with a married man. Mom decides that she needs to learn a lesson. That lesson turns out to be: If you're going to do bad things then do them all the way. In slut-speak that means get naked. The dynamic is weird here as Elli has very defined features and is very exotic, while dude looks like something in the funnel cake line at a monster truck rally. It's total amateur hour in this one, though Elli does give a nice blowjob and there is some pretty good 69 action here.
WFMDGFMF 6 is solid. The one beef with this film is that there are too many wide shots. It would have been nice to see a broader variety of angles and some better interplay between wide shots and close-ups. There is some good fucking here, but sometimes the viewer is just too far away to see all of it. Other than that, it's good to see this installment of the series stay a bit more true to the original concept. The past few volumes had strayed just a bit. If you are nuts about Teens, MILFs and Threeways you may want to give this one a fly-by. You may especially want to check out Tiffany in this one because she is quite a looker. If this film or series doesn't interest you at all, you can be sure that somewhere in the world a decrepit old man with pants hiked up around his navel is violently shaking his fist at you in disgust.