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After a hard day fighting off religious protestors, pushy reporters, and neighborhood do-gooders with religious cookies, porn director Erica McLean (appearing as herself) slips on some lube, falls, and hits her head, sending her into a Felliniesque world of sexual circus freaks who bear striking resemblances to people in the real world. "Hardcore Circus" is porn that doesn't take itself too seriously, cast with some of the best actors in the adult industry and featuring some truly funny lines.
Erica awakes in a limousine with Evan Stone and Lavish Styles gazing at her like curious birds. She asks to go to a hospital and Evan tells the driver to take them to The Lady of Carnality, which turns out to be a circus. Suddenly the picture switches from black and white to color and Erica is a ringmaster. For those who just want to get to the fucking, now we're there. For plot haters, don't worry, the rest is just good old fashioned fucking... that just happens to be done by circus performers.
If you're hoping the circus setting means circus sex, you're in luck with scene one. Cute blonde contortionist Madison Scott compliments strongman Lee Stone on his strength and he offers her a different muscle. Soon he's balancing her on his face, holding her thighs in a split as he eats her pussy, a move that takes gymnastic ability on her part and strength on his. Just as impressively, she hangs upside down in standing sixty-nine with Lee holding her and licking her snatch as she bobs for sausage. Madison looks hottest leaning backward in a chair to throat fuck him, her beautiful tits on display and standing at attention. When he enters her she is still in a backbend, but with these energetic, physically capable fuckers there are several changes of position, all of them good. Those who like cum play will LOVE what Madison does with the load he delivers to her mouth. We're off to a roaring start!
Speaking of contortionists, you might say Audrey Hollander is one too. At least her orifices are. She's made up like a lion and Otto Bauer is attempting to tame her. First Audrey vamps around as Otto whips her. After subduing her with a crop and stool, Otto keeps her mouth busy with his cock and balls. The dominance and role play in this scene make it hot, and Audrey's commitment to the character makes it boil over. Hissing, she obeys his commands but you sense her desire to attack. She only breaks character once, when he orders her to say she wants it up her ass. He gives it to her while keeping her pussy stuffed full of the whip handle. Eventually the handle comes out but Otto keeps Audrey's ass busy for most of the scene, plunging in and out of her gape slowly so we can fully appreciate the penetration. At one point Otto decides he needs his cock sucked clean only to slide it back into her ass, joined this time by the whip handle. But judging by the sound of her purring, Audrey loves the double stuffing. The fierce cat is tamed, for now. This is easily one of the two best scenes.
The other best scene is the one between trapeze artist Kimberly Kane and ringmaster Evan Stone. First they tease us and make us want it, something too few scenes manage to do. As masked ladies look on, he pulls off her top, paws at her natural tits from behind, and sticks a hand down the front of her tutu, bringing it back out to taste her. In a show of dominance he sticks his hand in her mouth, making her gag, but she likes it rough. Meanwhile she's opened his pants and started jerking his cock, but soon she wants to taste it. Erica is there to hold Kimberly's hands behind her for a hands-free throat fuck with plenty of saliva and some titty fucking. Soon she's descending onto his cock in reverse cowgirl. It gets even hotter in standing missionary, where first he fucks her pussy and then, with a flourish and a knowing grin to the camera, he plunges into her asshole. She enjoys it so much her eyes roll back in her head and when she sucks his cock clean afterward it's like she's in a sex trance – no faking it for these two! Although the theme is not played up as much as in the first two scenes, there is a sleazy sexual circus act feel and the fact that they have an audience adds to that. Evan is as much a rock star as ever and Kimberly is as sexy as always. When two champion fuckers like Kimberly and Evan get together and enjoy each other this much, it's almost like watching the Olympics of porn.
Tiny Aiden Starr and heavily tattooed, fire-breathing freak Rob Rotten have a suck and fuck under the big top. When he cums in her mouth she plays with it, blowing bubbles and rubbing it around her tits. Tommy Gunn, looking like a sideshow barker with funny sunglasses, has sex on a purple trampoline with the gorgeous and sexy Lavish Styles. Then – maybe because this is Erica's dream – we temporarily leave the circus for a girl-on-girl scene in the desert with Kendra Banx and Starri Night. They're hot together, even without the circus theme. The last scene stars Ron Jeremy as a ringmaster who needs to relieve his tension with an audience volunteer and ends up lucking out with Russian cutie Lilly Lovely. It's not a long scene and Ron doesn't do many sex roles these days, but can you think of any porn star more suited to the role of a horny ringmaster? The movie ends with an extremely brief blowjob clip starring two mature ladies (Blue Iris, Tere Joyce) and a couple of masked guys (Sergio Roho and a guy simply billed as Mike). That's when Erica wakes up in her own bed where several of the girls from her dream are watching over her.
The sets, costumes, and makeup are all top notch. Some of the scenes truly stand heads and shoulders above the rest. At over two hours, with seven scenes (or make that seven and a clip), there is something for just about anyone to enjoy in "Hardcore Circus."