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To call "The Twilight Zone Porn Parody" an ordinary porn parody would be a mistake. While almost all adult spoofs take actual plots from the source material and play them for laughs as well as sex, this new feature from Hustler and XXX legend Paul Thomas is really more of an homage to the idea of the original "Twilight Zone." When you look at it that way, without expecting black and white footage or a spoof of William Shatner's famous gremlins-on-a-plane episode, you'll be happy to know this movie entirely lives up to its inspiration.
We do, however, get a Rod Serling-style voiceover describing the conservative lifestyle of a residential street named Venture Lane as Patty McGruber (Kimberly Kane) strolls along and vaguely familiar instrumental music swirls. The sound of a woman moaning lures Patty into a house, where she meets Eve Stone (Jessica Jaymes), who explains that she was taking a bath. After an awkward conversation, Patty goes on her way and Eve returns to her bedroom, where her husband Alan (Evan Stone) is waiting to continue ravishing her. He quickly brings her back to her peak by flicking his tongue over her large, pierced clit until she can't wait any longer to reciprocate. She goes deep, and then so does he.
When Patty gets home, her husband Bob (Eric Swiss) is reading a magazine article about "the so-called sexual revolution," which he thinks is a communist plot. Patty tells him about her encounter with the neighbor and says she heard screams coming from the house. She thinks the new neighbor's husband is beating her. That night, while neighborhood moral crusader Morgan (Eric Masterson) is on a walk around the neighborhood, he spies on Eve getting naked and fondling herself in bed. She is oblivious to his presence, but she might not mind if she did see him.
Patty has Eve and two other neighborhood ladies over for cocktails. They're all talking about how glad they are to have some time away from their husbands, who are at the bar. When Eve suggests they should all be lesbians because men will always stray, Kylee Reese (the only character whose name we never learn) and Terri (Chayse Evans) hurry out of there, pretending it's because they're offended. It turns out they are lovers and Kylee has brought Terri a new sex toy, which they put to very good use. Okay, so the girls' obvious tattoos are very out of place in the late '50s/early '60s suburbia setting, but they look really hot with the pearls. You'll be too busy getting off on their tasty girl-on-girl action to wonder if this is a long-standing love affair or if they are under the influence of some kind of mind-warping communist plot.
At the bar, the men are playing poker and talking about exactly the kinds of things the ladies think they're talking about. Meanwhile, Patty and Kylee are leafing through racy magazines that Kylee's husband found in the Stones' garbage. When Patty's husband Bob gets home, he hears a moan from the bathroom and stops to look through the cracked door. He sees his wife and Kylee clenched in an even hotter lesbian sex fest, made sexier by the way Kylee is watching Patty pleasure her in the bathroom mirror. Bob sneaks around to spy on them from the other door that leads into the bedroom. When Kylee discovers him, her only reaction is to kneel before Bob and start sucking his cock while Patty starts using the vibrator on herself. Soon the three of them are in bed together, Kylee sitting on Bob's face and watching Patty go down on him. Then the women trade his cock between their mouths, and Patty encourages her husband to fuck Kylee because she loves seeing him happy. Kimberly Kane really gets into the role of the curious Eisenhower-era housewife going sex-crazy, chanting "This is so bad, this is so bad!" as she watches up close. Afterward, they all seem slightly aghast about what they've done. There goes the neighborhood!
Kylee gets home to find her husband Scott (Jack Lawrence) waiting for her with accusations and insults, but she gives as good as she gets, not backing down or sorry for taking her sexual pleasures elsewhere, since he won't give her any. She goes to bed and Scott starts drinking, which is what he's doing when Terri comes over. Scott confesses to Terri that he doesn't love his wife anymore and Terri says that her husband Morgan doesn't love her either. While Morgan's out spying on Eve and Kylee is asleep upstairs, Scott and Terri down more liquor and fuck on the dining room table, clearly enjoying themselves more than they ever did with their spouses.
Morgan goes to the McGrubers to preach at them about the evils of the Stone couple and the sexual revolution, but Bob is trying to read a magazine and Patty argues with him. Patty drags Morgan over to the Stones' house to meet Alan and Eve since he's already convinced they are the devil and a succubus, respectively. When Patty awkwardly asks them about "the sexual revolution and wife-swapping," the Stones give their visitors a hands-on demonstration. Morgan can finally touch and taste the body he's been admiring from outside the house the past few days, and Patty can taste Eve's nipples and sample Alan's cock. Both guys get some attention from both women and the women enjoy each other's bodies. By the time it's over, Alan has even opened up Patty's asshole.
Afterward, Morgan gathers all the couples, save for Alan and Eve, at the McGrubers' house to have a sort of group confessional. He outs Patty as a wanton sinner and grudgingly admits that he had a moment of weakness and had sex with both Eve and Patty, making Terri slap him right in his two-face. Everybody ends up yelling at everybody else, and when Morgan and Bob go to confront the Stones, they're too late. Alan and Eve are driving off in their hot red convertible, leaving a chaotic neighborhood in their wake. It's hard to imagine things can ever be the same after this trip to the "Twilight Zone."