Sinderella And Me

If Disney films have taught us anything, it's that Elliott is a terrible name for a dragon, dogs shouldn't eat spaghetti and meatballs, and you should never chop up brooms that are carrying pails of water. But the biggest lesson that everyone takes away from a Disney feature is that all girls want to be princesses. As Sweet Sinner reveals in "Sinderella and Me," even porn queens, those darling little sluts who are seemingly at the complete opposite end of the regal spectrum, have fantasies of becoming a princess.

In this film, director Nica Noelle does a redux on one of the most romantic fables of all time, adding oral daisy chains, 69 action, fingering, masturbation, toe and ball sucking, plus some explosive orgasms to the classic fairy tale. Allie Haze, whom you may recall from "Girl Crush 2," plays the gorgeous servant daughter whose evil step-mother (Darla Crane) and ugly stepsisters (Dylan Ryan and Jiz Lee) are determined to keep her away from rich bachelor Manuel Ferrara's 30th birthday bash. When servant boy Wolf Hudson steps in to help the lovely Sinderella, the stepsisters decide to punish him by forcing the hot young stud into a scorching three-way. Fairy godmother DeLUXE comes to the rescue, and Sinderella heads to the ball where she and Manuel fall in love at first sight.

But what dirty little secrets do Manuel and Darla share, and how will the evil MILF use them to get her way with the "charming" Manuel? As usual, you'll have to watch to find out. Disney should have taught you that too.