To those with a hard-on for erotic nostalgia, old XXX film loops still cause an instant erection. If this is you, then you're already halfway hard. Toss athletes into the equation and you're fully sprung with this week's classic porno title, "Jocks" from vintage smut purveyors Bijou Pictures and Nova.
This is all previously unreleased footage transferred from 8mm film. In six scenes, you're bound to find at least one pairing to get you off.
"Pumping Eight" is the first scene, starring Chad Scott and Rick Adams. It's all about fucking in the weight room. Who wouldn't love a spotter who provides much more than a pair of eyes and ready arms to help you if you drop the weight? Dropping a wholly different type of load is more these guys' style. Like the other guys, they're manly in the 1970s way, with mustaches and gym shorts, and not as bulked up as today's bodybuilding types.
Next is "Lapping it Up," in which swimmers Don Michaels and Peter Watson get in a towel-snapping fight in the locker room that leaves one of them with a sore cock. How better to alleviate the sting than with manual and oral massage? This leads to a suck and fuck on the locker room bench and a bit of sexy shower frolicking afterward.
In "Hard Tackle," starring Rusty Evans and Rick Scott, an injured football player gets a massage from the older medic. Rub-down quickly becomes rim job, which leads to the medic sucking the player's cock and then the player fucking the medic. The injury doesn't look too serious, given his vigorous fucking ability.
"No Holds Barred" is a wrestling scenario starring David Shaw and Jim Lucas, both lean-bodied manly men. They provide a valuable lesson in warming up and cooling down with a little stretching and wrestling before and after the main event.
Baseball players Rick Steele and Greg Samuels enter the locker room after a game in "Extra Innings," and there's no time for circling the bases before scoring – it's just suck and fuck for these two!
"Hard Kicks" features soccer (football for non-U.S. readers) players Chet Samson and Dan Taylor. One of them got banged up during the game and it's time for some sexual healing in the locker room. The injured party takes care not to get on his wounded knee, so it's up to his teammate to kneel and suck cock. In further good teamwork, the non-injured player lies on the bench so the one with the bad knee can fuck his mouth – it's one of the most exciting images in the movie if oral gets you off!
"Jocks" was produced in 1978 and it has a playful tone that many films of that decade possessed. As is usually the case with '70s adult films, you can expect brief scenes by today's standards. Still, some of the jocks manage multiple pops in a scene, a timeless skill if we ever saw one!