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The success of Bridesmaids was bound to inspire a porn parody, and Smash Pictures leapt at the chance with Brides Maids XXX Porn Parody. It's remarkably faithful to the original with the obvious pornified extras. Annie (Samantha Swallows) spends a disappointing night with Ted (Anthony Rosano), who kicks her out the next morning because he doesn't want her getting emotionally attached. Besides, he's also fucking a married woman. Unfortunately for Annie's ego, that day her best friend Lillian (Sarah Vandella) tells her she's engaged. She wants Annie to be maid of honor.
Meanwhile, in contrast to the hilariously awful sex that Ted inflicted on Annie during the opening credits, he and the married woman (Katie St. Ives) have a great time. She sucks him like a candy cane, rides him actively, and lets him finger her ass. The way her pale skin reddens from his spanking is tasty. Best of all, he cums on her pussy, pushes it inside with several more thrusts, and then scoops up the load to feed it to her. Katie is barely recognizable with longer, darker hair, but she's still a little sex bomb. Her petite body and perky tits are in top form and she has a sexy little patch of fur on her mound.
At the engagement party, Annie meets the other bridesmaids. Lillian's cousin Rita (Kagney Linn Karter) is a desperately unhappy mother of three. Beca (April O'Neil) is a giddy newlywed. Megan (Sasha Knox), Lillian's future sister-in-law, is a nymphomaniac tomboy. As Megan tells Annie of her recent gangbang-related injury, Lillian and fiancé Dougie (Eric Swiss) sneak off for some quality time. It's sweeter than the usual porn sex, with Eric taking time to service her with fingers and tongue in between several contortionist-worthy positions.
Annie meets Helen and instantly sees the rich, snooty bridesmaid as her rival — and that's before she learns that Helen is Ted's other fuckbuddy. After the party, Annie's so distracted by mocking Helen that her bad driving gets her pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving. Rhodes (veteran stud Jack Lawrence) is a cute Irish cop who takes a shine to Annie.
If you've seen Bridesmaids, then you'll recall the bridesmaids' dress fitting disaster. You'll want to watch even though there's no fucking, because the toilet humor is still hilarious.
Anxious Annie mixes downers and alcohol, resulting in the bridesmaids being kicked off their flight to Las Vegas for the bachelorette party. While everybody else is marched out, Beca and Rita lag behind to fuck right there at the deserted metal detectors. April O'Neil (Beca) is a favorite of many lesbian porn lovers and you'll see why here. Beca's excited to have somebody finally eat her out — something her new husband won't do — and she's just as eager to taste her first pussy and toy-fuck Rita.
Meanwhile, Megan shows her gratitude to the air marshal (Bill Bailey) for not shooting Annie. Sasha Knox (Megan) is an underrated performer, never breaking character while delivering the movie's raunchiest performance. She's a bigger girl than the others, but she has an earthy sexuality and she swallows.
Once Annie finds out Ted is fucking Helen, she goes ape shit and ends up getting uninvited from the wedding. She tracks down Officer Rhodes, looking to fuck the pain away. Rhodes takes Annie home, where he warms her up with a long tongue bath and fingering. Annie gets him ready orally and then takes a much better ride than she's probably had in a long time, even getting anally fingered, and she enjoys a nice creamy finish.
Will Annie be reinstated as maid of honor? Will saboteur Helen get her comeuppance? Well, everybody loves a happy ending. Anybody else who might think of spoofing this story has a hard act to follow.