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Choose Your Quality. Depending upon your connection not all choices are optimal for you. If you're experiencing bad video quality, select a lower bitrate.

56k
This would be used for a basic dial-up connection.

225k
This would be used for a lower quality DSL or Cable connection.

512k
This is a middle of the road DSL or Cable connection.

1024k
This is a higher middle of the road DSL or Cable connection.

2048k
This is more of an industry standard speed, most people with a DSL or Cable connection can use this link.

4000k
This is our highest quality for Standard DVD material. You will need a high speed connection to use this link.

HD is a High Definition (6000k) stream.
This is our highest quality available we only use this for HD quality material. This is the best of the best. You will need an extremely high speed connection to use this link.