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I will admit that I hadn't watched a lot of straight porn when I sat down to view Jada Fire is Squirt Woman 3 – yes, I'm one of those those women whose porn habits tend toward gay movies or the occasional girl/girl scene – so I wasn't exactly sure what to expect.
The title, of course, is intriguing: Squirt Woman? Frankly, it sounded like it might be some kind of superhero parody. One thing it did tell me, though, was that it starred Jada Fire who is definitely one hot star. I figured any movie with her name in the title couldn't be bad, especially since it's an Elegant Angel title.
I wasn't disappointed either.
I learned pretty quickly that the "Squirt Woman" of the title didn't have anything to do with superheroes, unless you count Jada as one – which I'm willing to do, given her performance in this film. Squirt Woman, though, is a prestigious title. It originated with Cytherea but passed on to Jada in November 2006. Notice the 3 in the title – this is Jada Fire's third outing as Squirt Woman since taking up the crown as squirt queen.
How does one win this title, you ask? Obviously, it's for Jada's unsurpassed talent at squirting – the porn term for female ejaculation. There's been some scientific debate over whether female ejaculation even exists. If a scientist is ever smart enough to ask me, I'll just point him to this movie and let him judge for himself.
Jada Fire is Squirt Woman 3 is an all-sex outing with none of that pesky plot to get in the way of all the fucking we really want to see. Other than our squirt woman, Jada Fire, it also stars Britney Stevens, Naudia Brown, Jazmine Cashmere, Chelsie Rae and Angela Stone, some of whom get in on the squirting along with our title performer.
Most of the scenes start out with Jada in some nice girl-on-girl action – tit sucking and pussy eating – to get things warmed up before the dicks enter the scene. Even in the girl-on-girl parts, we're already getting some squirting, especially from Jada who might've been better called "gush" woman for the explosive cum showers she gives us in the course of the almost two hours of hardcore action we see in Squirt Woman 3.
The scenes escalate from there into all-out orgies of fucking and squirting. And there is a lot of squirting, especially in the earlier scenes. Jada squirts in every variation imaginable – around her fingers, around a dick stuffed in her, into the mouth of another starlet. (I've heard that some stars can only squirt without a dick in them, while others do it the other way. Jada is obviously deserving of her SW title since she seems to be able to do it both ways.) A few shiny toys make an appearance, helping the girls along to the orgasmic heights needed to cum in the streaming torrents demanded by a squirting title.
We certainly get some variety: one scene starts on a balcony in black-and-white before fading back into hardcore color on the couch – an artistic choice, perhaps? -- and the next one skips the girl/girl warm-up and goes straight to the action with a finger fucking for Jada and a blow job for the dick, Jada's big round ass up in the air for the camera's delight. Another highlight is the right-there-with-them feel you get when the cum spatters against the camera lens. How's that for in-your-face?
But Squirt Woman 3 is an all-sex title and the action never relents. This review probably could've been written as "fucking, squirting, more fucking, more squirting" and better conveyed the pounding pace of the film. But who could blame them when it's Jada Fire that they're fucking? She's so damn hot, it's no wonder she's compared to a volcano, spewing out cum instead of magma.
If you're a fan of Jada Fire or squirting or threesomes, you won't be disappointed with Squirt Woman 3. In fact, I can't imagine anyone being disappointed. I guess the title did tell me everything I needed to know: Jada Fire, squirting, sex.
What are you waiting for?